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Distant Worlds IV - Dalmasca Estersand from Final Fantasy XII
(Up Next: Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age - Eruyt Village)

The Most Interesting Man in the World

March 25th, 2013 by Tony Garsow

Dear Aspiring Adventurer,

Have you seen this intriguing individual? He refers to himself as an Inspector Extraordinaire and Gentlemanly Hero. No, I assure you it’s not yours truly, but a denizen of Eorzea. He’s wanted on innumerable counts of breaking-and-entering, identity theft, and disturbing the sound curfew with what we assume is a rigid calisthenics routine. Where in the seven hells does the noise come from!? It’s a wonder he hasn’t ruined that dapper getup after all this time…

This charlatan was last seen “investigating” the events surrounding the Seventh Umbral Era about five years ago, accompanied by a Miqo’te lass who is more than likely his partner in crime. Last seen near the Coffer & Coffin, it seems he’s been on the lam ever since. I questioned an adventurer sporting fashionable earrings about his current whereabouts, sure to press for the finest details, but all they could do was point a vapid stare into Dalamud’s fire.

No doubt he has won over new conspirators in the five years that have elapsed. What do people find so compelling about an inspector who can’t even find his own eyebrows!? Others I’ve questions have pointed out that we look as if we brothers! The nerve! We look nothing alike!

Should you find yourself wandering through the wilds of Eorzea or drowning yourself in liquor and company in Ul’dah, know that a respectable cut of gil awaits you for any information regarding his whereabouts. A little blue bird told me he might be sending messages to his supporters here, but it warrants a further look. Until then, I remain in Gridania for the foreseeable future — until I’ve purged all the Woodsin from my bones for crushing a ladybug under my chocobo’s talon.

Until next we meet,

— Grimm Grandiron,
Hunters for Hire

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